This cartoon reminds me of an old joke about an ant and an elephant…. Once upon a time there was a horny ant at the zoo who came upon an elephant…now the ant climbed up the elephant and started fucking it…of course an elephant being an elephant and an ant being an ant the elephant [...]
See now this is one of the reasons why older people from world war 2 reminisce about the glory days of the war and often keep their memories to themselves instead of talking about it with their families… Every dude likes seeing hot chicks get it on with each other and EVERYONE knows that the [...]
One of the hottest types of porn to watch is seeing amateur sluts showing off their cock skills and there is no better place to see them go all out than in their auditions… While the lean mean look does have some appeal, many watchers of porn also like to see some curves on their [...]
Often when in school people wonder what the point is of many of the things they are learning or being forced to learn, number one on this list is geometry. The more perverted among us realize that at least one thing geometry does is teaches us how to better appreciate how shapes fit together. Especially [...]
Now if you’re like me you spend wayyyy too much time watching porn and know next to nothing about the upcoming election other than there is a milf named Paladin running for vice-president and because she is hooked up to a guy that’s gotta be older than yoda she will one day become president. This [...]
Too many women have some fucked up ideas in their heads as though they are meant to be doing or should be doing or want to be doing real jobs like men and have the same rights to vote and so on and so on…they just never freakin stop… Now THIS is what a woman [...]
Zing zing zing goes the machine…woot woot woot goes the slut in the Lesbian Orgy Factory…man, this looks like one earthshaking orgasm ripping thru this babe and her friend is pushing her carnal sanity to the limits with a sex-crazed sensory overdose… There was a time when the machines that women cared about having were [...]
Watching XXX Amateur Nudes is just like what it used to be like twenty or thirty years ago to go into a McDonalds (well except that McDonalds didn’t have the sex and nudity)…the chicks serving you smiled a big smile cos they were happy to be given a chance to make some money, meet people [...]
See…there it is…younger people think that experience counts for nothing unless that are playing some role-playing video game and that no wisdom comes from the passage of time… These Hot Naughty Wives know that just like when the cat is away the mice will play, when their dog of a husband is away the pussy [...]
Ahhh a movie that reminds me of my younger milf-hunting days when as an 18 year old I would tell these women that I was an inexperienced virgin and wanted them to teach me and show me how to be an excellent lover…it worked so many times and probably would work even better nowadays. The [...]
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