Archive for the 'DVD Review' Category

Dick Distractions

March 22nd, 2012 by admin

Exactly dude….who the hell cares about the damn door…no matter how freaky it is.  You guys are naked for a reason and it isn’t to check out the fucking architecture…it’s to fuck. That’s just one of the problems with chicks…they spend so much time looking at the small things going on and ignore the big [...]

Sapphic Sororities For The Win

March 22nd, 2012 by admin

Sadly the weather is getting colder and outdoor fun is coming to an end.  Kind of a shame since so many youths at college are just starting to get to know one another and the cold will be limiting the fun that they can have together…. So this coming weekend, get your sorority together for [...]

Assfixation 2

March 22nd, 2012 by admin

If you’re old enough, you probably remember being stuck in traffic many times when you were young watching a train crossing the road…or maybe gazing out the window and seeing one racing alongside the roadway and losing yourself in watching it go clackety clack along the tracks.  Everybody has one favorite part of the train [...]

Working A Deal

March 21st, 2012 by admin

While some people are arrogant assholes and bitches who think that their farts don’t stink and that they walk above everyone else, other people sell themselves totally short when it comes to their own personal value…don’t know why…it’s just the way it is. Take this slut here….she just gave this guy a sweet blowjob, sucked [...]

Take A Walk On The Wild Side

March 21st, 2012 by admin

How many of you guys out there have wasted time walking down what you thought was Sex Street and later on learned that you had taken the wrong turn somewhere and ended up on Lesbian Lane instead ? Groucho Marx one of the 20th century’s greatest perverts and comics once commented on this problem, “I [...]

A Pink and Perfect Feat

March 21st, 2012 by admin

Usually PinkandPerfect.com doesn’t cater to the fetish crowd but every now and then they give some edge to the people who want an edge. This slut is ready for the fucking and just for you guys or gals who have a foot fetish happening she also has some pink and perfect polish happening with you [...]

Christian Mythology Defined

March 21st, 2012 by admin

Everyone knows the christian myths…good girls go to heaven and become angels, bad girls go to hell and get sexually ravaged by demons (sounds like being bad is more fun even after you die) But forget the good girls and the bad girls…what happens to chicks who were good and then the milf gene kicks [...]

To Bi or Not To Bi

March 19th, 2012 by admin

So it’s that time of the year again when I turn to the darker nature of porn and pull out a bisexual title to review for you folks.  I never know if I’ll luck out and get two hot chicks and a guy all fucking each other, or if it’ll be another guy guy chick [...]

Test Your Sexual IQ

March 19th, 2012 by admin

Time for a quick test to see how with it you are sexually…take a very fast look at this picture, then close your eyes and say what is missing… That’s right….the slut has her mouth wide open and is missing the third cock to fill it up and jam her with each opening stuffed…if you [...]

Monday Night Football Loses Ratings to Monday Night Masturbation

March 18th, 2012 by admin

Unless you’re some kind of fudge-packing homo, you’re into sports.  But what you are probably not into is women’s sports…like who the hell actually wants to see women’s baseball or basketball ? (ok maybe beach volleyball if they are wearing bikinis and have big tits…) Now if we could spice things up a bit so [...]

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